Age: 24
Location: Seattle, WA
Things I like: VWs, cats, photography, sewing, piercings, tattoos, getting more tattoos and piercings, working on cars, reading, playing video games, memes, funny shit

  1.   My darling husband, Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.Fortunately it’s not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pick up came to a halt when it bumped into your car.I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you willforgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you.I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.Your loving wife.XXX P.S. Your girlfriend called.

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    My darling husband, Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

    Fortunately it’s not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.

    I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

    The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pick up came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

    I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will
    forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

    I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you.

    I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

    Your loving wife.
    XXX 

    P.S. Your girlfriend called.

    (via haha-time)

    Source: preachersrebel

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